what to look for in a man

thinkingfilthy:

  1. James Dean on the streets

  2. James Deen in the sheets

Aanndd Paula Deen in the kitchen???

vebston:

http://vebston.tumblr.com/

lawebloca:

Raccoon Watermelon ( video )

After a not so healthy weekend..getting back on track

I’m prepped for a healthy week. Lemon and cucumber water for when I wake up, pack of frozen smoothie goodies ready to go, 2 days of lunches prepared and I’ll have more lunches made quickly with my pre portioned stir fry packs in the freezer.
Training myself back into good eating habits is hard but im actually dedicated to a healthier future for myself

shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"
littlemiss-amy
meliad:

Hi guys, I made myself an octopus backpack :)

meliad:

Hi guys, I made myself an octopus backpack :)

themoonphase:

bonsaibones:

I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

favorite

themoonphase:

bonsaibones:

I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

favorite

littlemiss-amy:

omg! bumblebeeburlesque!! looook! <3

Lol littlemiss-amy
chvrizard:

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

Every time I see this picture it has a different caption and they just keep getting better and better

chvrizard:

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

Every time I see this picture it has a different caption and they just keep getting better and better

I can’t stop laughing

battyrae:

soniafeliz:

I traveled for one month around California and I swear I saw the most breathtaking landscapes. It was a great experience to explore new places, to try the local food and to meet new people. I got lucky enough to grab a few stills and I’m still working on a video.

This sums up my month in Cali too.

dogshaming:

Gone Fishin’

Rex ate our pet fish… :(

dogshaming:

Gone Fishin’

Rex ate our pet fish… :(